broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023

pecker peep

when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment

I was changing in the locker room when my pecker peeped and everyone saw my tiny willie

by adsfajsfklajsd; June 3, 2009

Pecker tracks

The original (1930's U.S.) version was simply urine droplets or splatter marks from a man's pants deposited while urinating.

Example: Peeing into a urinal is the hardest to avoid splash-back and getting pecker tracks on your pants. Further Clarification: A: There's only one thing worse than pecker tracks on your zipper. Z: Oh, yeah, like what? A: Zipper tracks on your pecker. Example 2: some guys notice they've got pecker tracks and purposely splash a little water on and claim that the hand sink faucet "kinda exploded."

by Wm. Worder January 26, 2025

Pecker peeker

Someone who peeks at other guys peckers.

Guy 1:"Dude, I think the guy in the stall next to me was pecker peekin."

Guy 2: "He must be a pecker peeker."

by DTime August 18, 2011

Pussy-pecker

One who uses their tongue, chin, or nose as a pecking device - similar to that of a woodpecker - to stimulate a woman's (or animal's) pussy.

There's nothing like blowing your nose the day after a good pussy-pecking.
I heard Mike is a pussy-pecker.
I'm fixin' to go out to the barn and give that werecow a pussy-peckin'.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - April 24, 2019

Peckers Peck

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019