by shwaggatshwaggat June 22, 2013
Get the Imvu Parking mug.Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
by vaultimor March 21, 2017
Get the smartphone party mug.A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.
1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer
This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer
This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009
Get the dirty gecko parade mug.One of the most beautiful spices in universe that always put others before herself but when it comes to her, others do not appreciate her like she deserves... Her last known location is in shiraz so if you found her try to never lose her
by Some guy who knows a parinaz June 10, 2019
Get the Parinaz mug.Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
by tea party truther September 22, 2010
Get the Tea party Mandate mug.A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.
Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..
by Kritikal June 11, 2006
Get the golden parachute mug.When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.
by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008
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