Maintenance Pee

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.

Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010

PEE PEE POO POO

This is experience is when a MAN sticks his PP into and woman poo poo hole and the both pee and poo poo at the same time.

man 1: "what is the best time you had with had a girl."

Man2: " I had PEE PEE POO POO."

by StonecoldPEEPEE August 1, 2019

pee guard

1) The sheet they put over lame ass college beds in dorms to cover the large pee stains on the mattress.

2) The same sheet to prevent chezzes from putting more stains on the mattress.

1) OMG that pee guard is rank!
2) I had to clean my pee guard, I soiled it last night.

by chezz extrodinaire December 9, 2008

Epipha-pee

The act of having an epiphany while urinating

I was just at the urinal and had the greatest epipha-pee, bacon flavored pancakes!

by BigLue February 11, 2010

No Pee January

the month you dont pee! just like no nut november if you fail no pee january you will die!

a : why you no go to toilet for about 1 week already
b : i doing no pee january

by ugayugayugay December 10, 2019

pee knees

A urine-based wetness of the knees and shins caused by pissing into a toilet with too much force and/or at the wrong angle of delivery. Pee knees is a very real danger to anyone who pees while standing, particularly at urinals (which are gross and infrequently flushed). Pee knees is characterized by a smelly wetness of the knees and shins, caused by reflective contact with composite urine that those so afflicted can only hope is mostly of their own making. Common methods for reducing the threat of pee knees include pissing whilst sitting (like a bitch), standing farther away from the toilet itself (best to use both hands here), or simply missing the urinal entirely until you get a handle on your flow (I always sweep in from the left like a boss).

man 1: "excuse me sir, why are you pissing on my boot?"

man 2: "pardon me, graciously, but I do not wish to be stricken with pee knees."

by CainFang December 10, 2012

pee ditty

1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.

Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.

I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.

Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.

by ayobabaycanigetchonumbahh February 21, 2014