Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Zoom

The app that replaced Skype.

Let's set up a Zoom meeting.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

ZOOM HOT

Someone that you've seen in several zoom meeting that is really hot that looks substantially older and less put together when you see her/him.

Dude, did you see Susan?! She looks a lot different on zoom. She's just zoom hot I guess.

by oface3 June 15, 2022

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

zoom

The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere

Before corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"

After corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"

by nlolhere July 15, 2020

Zoom

A very hellish program used by schools, meeting, and friends.

"Hey Daniel do you guys use Zoom to do school?"

by NotFlashy February 1, 2021

zoom tube

A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.

Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.

by d00dmanbr0 December 30, 2009