My dick

Small

Dude my dick is small

by Llalalal September 20, 2019

suck my dick

your about to put your lips on someones dick
and suck that shit

"suck my dick please"

by sillwyywyw February 18, 2022

My Dick

My Dick is very small and fat.

My Dick is small

by Cupkacke December 21, 2018

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

my dick

it's big huge and girls like it a lot.

"I think she wants my dick bro"

by wrknjrk November 13, 2019

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019