No Nut December

Some people who failed the No Nut November challenge created an alternate challenge. All rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of December as opposed to the 30 days of November. You must not bust a nut all month. There is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to wank on 1 January you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who wanks daily.

Some guy "Shit fam that thicc ass is why I failed No Nut November"
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*

by CaptainDonaldDick November 30, 2017

scammel nuts

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

bitch nuts

Famous quote by Abraham in the walking dead

Well bitch nuts (as said by Abraham)

by walker826 May 01, 2016

chin nutted

When a girl or a guy is sucking your dick and your nuts are on their chin.

Tim got chin nutted by his best friend.

by LexiBoys March 06, 2009

Nuts for butts

Crazy about behinds!

"I'm nuts for butts."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

mutts nuts

1) A more pre-watershed friendly version of Dogs bollocks.


2) Dog testicles.

3) To be the best example of its kind.

"The mutts nuts are going to be castrated"


"I am the mutt's nuts when it comes to drinking."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

cleg nut

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut

by bigman March 14, 2003