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closet mama

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.
by Sparky71 January 19, 2018
mugGet the closet mamamug.

Mama Maui

A beautiful silly goose who lives care free and doesn’t lock doors but doesn’t have any common sense and sadly is a Virgio

Alright at volleyball

Big Peen
Did you see that new girl she’s such a mama maui.
Omg you walked in on mama maui using the bathroom too.
by Hshdhehejekksj December 23, 2019
mugGet the Mama Mauimug.

Cootie Mama

Vagina, coochie, pussy, poonani, cat, lady parts, etc.
Rachel’s cootie mama was stanking.
by CocoAcire November 9, 2020
mugGet the Cootie Mamamug.

Mama Clounch

Mama Clounch- a person you already know if you "know" her. and also can be used torwards everything is smaller than mama clounch. everything< Mama clounch. she can do everything pretty much. also if you see two people talking about mama clounch and you dont know who she is dont ask.. you already know her you just havent thought about it.
guy: hey man how was mama clounch last night
guy2: o ya mama clounch was good as always
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guy: man can i leave i wanna go home
guy2: you cant leave
guy: why
guy2: cuz mama clounch dont want you to leave
-------or
guy: my food is cold
guy2:mama clounch says eat it

guy:why
guy2:cuz she said so..and cuz its not cold its warm enough
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guy: no big deal just played an intense game of "tetris" with mama clounch last night.
by sweet sugar pie March 18, 2011
mugGet the Mama Clounchmug.

mama milkies

Guy 1: me likes booby
Hot guy: same dude 😎
Mama milkies epic
by Bunny blue September 6, 2021
mugGet the mama milkiesmug.

the Mama Hen

When you shove a hard boiled egg up your pussy and have your spouse eat it out of you.
"See that hoe? Rumor has it she makes her victims eat their young"
"The Mama Hen? Dude, where do you think babies come from?"
by pusspussthecooch July 28, 2020
mugGet the the Mama Henmug.

band mama

Lone female singing/playing in a band of males responsible for writing lyrics, making tea and generally running the band as well as solving other band members personal problems.
Patience had successfully cured the drummer from his morbid obsession with his ex and found a bus pass for the lead guitar as well as set a gig for the group. But she had yet to remember how many sugars everyone took in their tea and was beginning to wonder if she'd ever make it as a real Band Mama!
by Nina O'Grongle August 2, 2008
mugGet the band mamamug.

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