Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

by Bernerd November 27, 2021

Northern Minnesota Cologne

Just basic bug dope

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne

by Joshcopeland04 June 05, 2023

Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.

“Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”

by Northern kid January 18, 2019

Northern Echo

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.

Simon’s full English came back as a Northern Echo!

by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021

Northern Blonde Chicks

Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.

Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”

by BrandoCalrizean October 08, 2020

northern by arriva

A Shitty Train company that had no staff and buses for trains
Be thankful they died in 2020.

Northern By arriva Was Fucked by its May 2018 timetable change

by Splat tim he does not July 26, 2020

Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.

Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

by Pillar of Salt October 05, 2014