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Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020
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Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets
by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

Sjaak is a nonce.
by swaggerjagger739373 September 7, 2022
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Nonce

People who loves touching little kids
Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha
by James Adams October 8, 2021
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gay nonce

usually a 6ft tall 13 year old who says they like underage boys
by p3epee123 April 22, 2022
mugGet the gay noncemug.

Nonce

Darcy Nesbitt's favourite word
by MrFreeThrow31 November 30, 2019
mugGet the Noncemug.

nonce

Ellie Metcalf the girl who drinks blue milk from the bottle
by hewladhewlad April 16, 2020
mugGet the noncemug.

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