Mutton Slop

When, after giving anal sex, the man takes his penis and wipes poo around the girls chin to make it look like a mutton chop.

(I made this up myself)

"My girlfriend looked hilarious after I gave her that mutton slop."

by DatSexyBeast100 February 23, 2010

kitten mitten

A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.

Wow. What a mitten.
Fuck me with that kitten mitten

by max juan January 3, 2005

awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.

An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."

by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007

mutterfly

the pinacle of rock music (band)

jesus fuck, mutterfly are good

by tim November 1, 2003

Bitch Mittens

Bitch Mittens is when a person, male or female has an extremly obnoxious pair of gloves on. The term can also be used to define is some one is acting as an obnoxious pair of mittens.

Example 1--A woman has a pair of mittens on that were knit to look like pink elephants. You have the right to walk up and say whats up bitch mittens?

Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."

by Spyro912 December 18, 2009

Mutton

A red car.

Red cars are faster!

by p0rt21 April 30, 2004

Mutterzucker

1. Someone who is a sinister 'motherf*cker' just like Mark Zuckerberg.
2. A scam or scheme as devious as Facebook, esp. online scams, computer technology.

You conned hot swedish models to pay for posting their naked pictures on your website? MUTTERZUCKER!

by exatron December 6, 2020