Kansas Muddy Waterfall

When a man is sitting on the toilet taking a steamy poo while the woman sits reverse cowgirl and bangs him hard while taking a piss.

Man, the other night when I was banging my girl Kansas Muddy Waterfall style while I was taking a massive shit, she pissed all over me!

by The Playroom’s On Fire September 2, 2021

Muddy Doody Society

A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)

Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.

Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?

Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.

by Looneylarry August 29, 2012

bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

When a girl is wet and the guy slips into the butthole...accidentally! Owwww...This is called the biG mUDDY sLIDE!

I had a guy accidentally slip into my butthole and I HATED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is called the bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

by GIRL IN MT June 25, 2007

Muddy Melon Baller

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.

I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.

by G.P. June 11, 2006

Muddy Waters

A perfectly douchie waste of space.

"why do you smell so awful?" "i just came from Muddy Waters."

by funtimebabyeater January 6, 2010

muddy axe wound

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.

She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.

by dunno August 20, 2003

Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a mans rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating until the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel. Thus creating a muddy man cave

Zo was feeling freaky after drinking ghb and What is more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022