Harve mongrel

Inspired by a so called ‘reporter’ from a West Australian newspaper...
Harve mongrel: the act of getting an involuntary half mongrel at the mere sight or scent of a bikie

“Eating an ice cream with Troy sure gave me a pulsating Harve mongrel... I had to tuck it into my waistband.”

by Hefé Mangano March 19, 2021

douche monger

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006

dick monger

The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.

dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!

by The Vegimite November 27, 2007

Jew monger

someone who sells jews illegaly on the internet, or someone who secretly seduces jews into sex.

That jew monger, he makes $200 dollars a week i make $100 selling dildo's to broads

by Jake AKA J-Massa March 25, 2007

cock monger

One who mongs the cock

Refer to Monger.

That girl over there is a huge cock monger.

by Ltray April 13, 2008

Turkey Monger

A Turkey Monger is a person who steals the sniper rifle from Captain Fresh in Halo 2 on Xbox Live.

God damnit! You turkey monger, that's my rifle!

by Captain Fresh December 24, 2004

mongrel

A knob in a state of high alert, viz a viz a watchdog or robber's cur. A less highly-strung version is known as a half-mongrel, or slung-mong.

Oaf: "By crikey, I'm so enamoured of that gentlelady that my mongrel is verily frothing at the mouth. I fear I shall soil my tweeds with nut muck!"

by Mr Marky January 31, 2008