a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.
guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 04, 2024
The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.
Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
by Bud Bug July 28, 2021
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