Miami crisp

Yoooo you didn’t tell me these were Miami crisp.
by Knbc August 8, 2018
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When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Miami Ball Crushermug.
Where you go to get a good sucky suck in the lake. Tons of hoes and goats to go around.
Dang girl you being such a Miami Valley Career Technology Center.
by Sexydog445 November 18, 2020
mugGet the Miami Valley Career Technology Centermug.

Miami girls' trip

The doomed stereotypical trip that a group of girlfriends takes to Miami. Factors like the stress of planning/travel, forced proximity, and finances cause tensions to rise, often resulting in some kind of fight. The friend group is irreparably damaged upon returning home.

Any ill-fated trip by a friend group can embody the Miami girls' trip. The friends do not have to be girls and the destination does not have to be Miami. If the group trip ruined your friendships, you've had the MGT experience.
Things were never the same between them after the Miami girls' trip.
by Meradeet April 24, 2025
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miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.
Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.
by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018
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Mr. Miami

A Blond long haired Norwegian dude(see Gay He-man), using all his time working out and partying with girls half his age.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.
Look at Mr. Miami crushing those young ones...
by Old Dirty Grimmy July 14, 2021
mugGet the Mr. Miamimug.

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