When a mother shoves meth up her vagina when pregnant making her baby look like a middle aged mike Shapiro when it comes out, don’t matter if it’s a boy or girl, in the end, it’s just mike Shapiro
by Doofenshmirtz March 21, 2019
Get the meth mommug. I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.
by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024
Get the fuck methmug. by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022
Get the METHmug. The chemical required to produce enough sperm to be enough to drown theboriginal operators of the human egg suit and override biology. Proving we as humans are from origanation capable of self defense and are human beings.
Whats required to corn an egg.
Whats required to corn an egg.
Westwood has a corned egg statue downtown guelph. They grow into angels when radioactive.
Meth 34 leaves sperm radioactive aswell as the owner some leaves you purple.
Chicken.
Meth 34 leaves sperm radioactive aswell as the owner some leaves you purple.
Chicken.
by Cody5050 January 16, 2023
Get the Meth 34mug. A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family
Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato
Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag
Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants
Frank: what a fucking meth potato
Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!
Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag
Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants
Frank: what a fucking meth potato
Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!
by Ragbomb69 February 11, 2020
Get the Meth potatomug. by MissyAnn Contreras February 26, 2019
Get the Meth Leppardmug. The drug induced involuntary meditative practice related to the eastern movement of Tai Chi now globally pervasive wherever methamphetamine is consumed. Linked to the mindful inhalation of burning drugs, Meth Chi is responsible for all sorts of antics to the delight of neighbors and travelers alike in Tempe Arizona.
Did you see The Screamer's Meth Chi this afternoon? Very lyrical - she was all, paint-the-fence, paint-the-fence, Daniel-San and then she was like just dash away dash away dash away all.
by Kat'O9 August 19, 2025
Get the Meth Chimug.