Man Mess

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

Man Mess by Billyho99 May 2, 2009

Mind Mess 

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

Mind Mess by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009

Hot Mess 

a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.

Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.

Hot Mess by jc_sherwood1 August 31, 2011

s-mess 

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

s-mess by Celebi+ September 2, 2011

dairy mess 

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

dairy mess by capn' crunch February 7, 2014

absolute mess 

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

absolute mess by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

No Mess 

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

No Mess by renstar July 19, 2015