Cooking meth

similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.

example one

“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person

“Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend

example two

“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person

by Icannothink December 26, 2023

ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD)

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.

Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.

by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018

Methness

The actions, emotional state or a way to describe the time of someone on Methamphetamines.

5 minutes in sober people's time turns into 60 minutes because of methness.

by SlightlyUnhinged6666 October 23, 2019

Meth mutt

A person who is a dirty mutt for the meth, they only ever think about meth all day every day.

“Hey I asked Sam if I could borrow his hammer today, he replied with “if you bring meth”

Fuck Sam. His such a fucking meth mutt

by Flat earth theory December 7, 2024

Mething around

When someone is on the narcotic methamphetamine, they are said to be “mething around”

I was so lit last night, still tweaking!

“Oh boy, you gotta stop mething around”

by Kerri4real July 19, 2018

Ass-meth

The intentional placement of meth into ones ass with the intent to use at a later time; usually while incarcerated. Often dispersed to fellow inmates. Commonly laced with fecal matter.

Can you believe all those inmates shared his ass-meth.

by Eric whitefoot October 3, 2021

Meth Marketing

An approach to marketing that pushes the boundaries of conventional advertising to create memorable campaigns, done whilst under the influence of meth

Meth Marketing is typically done by new owners of automotive businesses to appeal to new target markets

by Fillll February 1, 2024