Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is the best condiment. Mayo beats out Mustard by a fat mile.

"Ayy bro want some mustard?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"

by Larks D November 2, 2018

Mayonaisse Aisle

Taking someone to the mayonaisse aisle means you're going to have sex with them.

Hey honey, I'm feeling sorta frisky. How about you and me head over to the mayonaisse aisle?

by silentsid December 24, 2009

Mayonnaise Sandwich

When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo

"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"

by SmashorSmash May 2, 2019

mamón

A man fond of sucking other men´s cock

Buen mamón busca macho con rabazo

Good sucker looks for male with big cock

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

mamon

a pacifier or soother for a baby

"Give the baby her mamon so she can fall asleep."

by Anonymous1972 March 21, 2007

mayson

The bunkest of bunk ass Gohan lookin wannabe Fabio minus the muscles the booty and the cuties. Still a fly fashionable fellow.

When P-diddy was still puffy he was a true Mayson

by marry marry December 18, 2003

Mamon

You Dumbfucks, A Mamon Is A Stupid Dumass Who Says The Most Stupid Things & Is Basically A Bullshitter. It Is Taken Very Seriously When Used Correctly. I Know Its The Real Slang Definition Couse I Live In Compton(CPT).

No Seas Mamon Wey Porque Ases Eso Idiota.

by El Maestro January 7, 2005