Johan Maxén

Sexy beats, a real Viking, he gets all the pussy and none of the STD. Most metal person you Will ever meet and the badass too. His Viking legasy goes back through out history and both has Satan and Odin at his side

Wow did you see Johan Maxén at that msyhem show. Yeah he dived into the crowd from a plane.
Johan Maxén is a beast.

by Viking beast December 13, 2016

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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

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get maxed

when your college kicks you off campus for breaking covid guidelines

Make sure you're always wearing your mask, you don't want to get maxed.

by olay_tamale February 17, 2021

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mrs.max1m0ff

A really cool person who makes good edits and is so cool and don’t want them to hate me so I’m writing this right now. The best awesomest person ever yuh so cool. 🤪

mrs.max1m0ff is so mf cool

by ccxxeditz July 2, 2021

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