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Horizontal mattress party

The sensation of having A Sex party horizontally on a mattress with your significant other.
Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"

Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "
by Kielbiski October 19, 2016
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maktrek

MakTrek is Star Trek fan club in Macedonia.

The first public exposure was on 1st April, when some of them decided to dress in Star Trek uniforms and take part in the Macedonian version of Halloween. They sure got the peoples attention. Pictures were taken, lots of questions answered and definitely the most important thing was the fact that they were actually “recognized” as Star Trek officers.

On the 09.09.2006 we proudly celebrated the 40th anniversary of Star Trek and the Birth Day of MAKTREK.
Star Trek fan club's are all over world.
MakTrek is just one of many
by TheBreaker December 24, 2008
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floor mattress

<verb> to have relations with a girl on a mattress that sits directly on the floor. Not owning a bedframe is a symbol of a ridiculous lack of class or perhaps just sheer laziness. In either instance it is far more degrading to the girl partaking in the floor matressing event then if the mattress were somehow elevated off the ground.
Andy really needs to floor mattress that stripper tonight.

Man, any girl that would floor mattress with someone is a total p-vamp.
by clams luscious June 11, 2008
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Mattress

1. To rest or sleep. rest sleep

2. To preform a sexual act on another, typically in a bed. fuck bang do it
1. "Man, I'm so tired! I'm gonna go home and mattress."

2."Hey gurl, wanna go back to my place and mattress?"
by Mich3al September 23, 2016
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Mastrantonio

A hairy ape, possibly a G unit. Likes bannanas and eating things from his hair. EXTREMELY HAIRY and wats to become a physicist
you are a mastrantonio.... damn your hairy.
by Shane March 20, 2003
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Mastra

Female you are submissive and obedient to in a friendly and jokingly way.
Mastra is so good to me
by Gernom Rune April 1, 2004
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Mastricate

to chew
He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!
by Tessa October 7, 2003
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