Grammatical Math

When the words you are saying do not add up correctly to make sense.

"I was the only one to help set up for the party today and I did everything" "Didn't Mark, Jim and Pam help you set up? That grammatical math don't add up."

by soultoast unlimited March 21, 2021

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aria math

A really good song by C418. Unrelated to math.

Demonic Entity A: Yeah, Aria Math is a good song
Demonic Entity B: cheese is good too

by join the cheese cult btw May 9, 2022

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High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.

I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!

Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!

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math answers

the term used for nudes when trying to seem not obvious or if someone is with you.

Joe: Damn Rebecca sent me some niiicce math answers last night..
Zander: hit me up w those!!!

by imma fuck yo bitch May 27, 2017

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Marco math

Someone that tries to combine checks at dinner and in the end makes a profit because no one else knows what happened or what logic he used to combine the checks.

Stuart-"we need separate checks"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"

by Zeek 706 October 30, 2010

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Mom Math

The maternal equivalent of “girl math.” When mentally stressed, resourceful, or street-smart mothers share tips on digital platforms like TikTok and Instagram how they plan their hectic schedules around their children’s sleeping or waking hours, or how they stretch their money to meet their little ones’ needs and wants, without experiencing a mental meltdown.

Mom math is applying home calculus to the family life, by maximizing love, joy, and peace (or minimizing fear, pain, and stress) for family members from limited time or resources.

by Numerati October 12, 2023

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