Ryder Managed

You're fucked!

Bro, that's now a Ryder Managed lane...YOU'RE FUCKED!

by Capt. Kilgore August 2, 2019

social knowledge management

A community where knowledge is shared, rated and redistributed ongoing.

A two-way wiki is one example of social knowledge management or a shared social space such as a social network or VR social space where information can be recorded and shared.

by Lisa K Padilla May 24, 2018

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”

by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020

Manager

The person Karen wants to speak with
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"

"Can I speak to your fucking manager?"

by Kill us May 6, 2020

The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

by Hot Licks July 21, 2020

Management shark

Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.

Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.

by The 99% April 27, 2017

documentation manager

Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.

Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.

I manage high volumes of documents on a daily basis. My job title is Documentation Manager.

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017