Previously loved

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a mere used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has had intense emotional connections with the item, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Panasonic microwave, condition is previously loved.
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023

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Scott Lavender

Scott Lavender founder of the Scott Order

Scott Order is satanist group own by Scott Lavender not much

by Sharp.75 September 16, 2025

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light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.

It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.

by stephamie March 15, 2012

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Trimming the lavender

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.

She was up all night trimming the lavender.

by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019

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National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

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