dennis loomer

a heroic mountain troll that exists to spread joy and obesity.
An iconic being to ever encounter.

you're such a dennis loomer for cleaning my throw-up that i've fallen in love with you and now we will be happily ever after with 12 kids and a happy meal for breakfast every day

by nickgursiffyuh December 11, 2023

Target Looter Kang

Noun. A mockery of the Martin Luther King holiday in the US. Mail, government offices, and other services are closed.

Kangz is a word drawn from how African Americans say kings. Looter refers to how commonly African Americans take advantage of a natural disasters to rob stores.

Fuck Target Looter Kang day!!! I just want my fucking mail!!!!

What a way to celebrate black people.... by not working!

by Duke, PhD January 15, 2024

Lipless Looters

White individuals or groups who exploit, pillage, or profit from non-white countries, often under the guise of “civilizing,” trade, or aid, without acknowledgment of the harm caused. Historically and contemporarily tied to colonialism, imperialism, and systemic exploitation.

Tyrone: “I don’t get why these big corporations keep buying up all the resources in Africa. Isn’t it supposed to help the economy?”
Chang: “They call it ‘investment,’ but it’s just another generation of lipless looters taking from poor countries.”

by bigballsman1488 March 10, 2026

Utter_Lozer

Me! My AO3, Discord, and Tiktok username! Ever wondered who took that one misspelling of the username you so desperately wanted? Well it was me. My real name is Wren, and people seem to find me weird. I read homestuck a lot, and I’m a furry. I draw, and make bracelets a ton too. I have a lot of super cool online friends, Hawley (my boyfriend and matesprit!), Rob (and the others) and Ross! (And their others), but I don’t have many real friends, I have Morgan, and Aniston, and Elliot, and Micheal, but my friendship with Aniston is fizzling out, and Morgan seems more distant. I’m afraid of making them uncomfortable, I don’t understand emotional cues sometimes. I have a therapist, I’ve had one since I was about 6-7? I had severe anger issues, and a past of child neglect from my mother. And I still have a therapist to this day! I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, Depression, Anxiety, and more minor conditions like Pica. I’ve been to the hospital once, it wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be. The food was good, and most of the other patients were actually quite friendly. To laura, or as I liked to call her, Lauren Faust, you keep reading your BL (defo Bible Literature).

Utter_Lozer: Hey guyz !’m gonna read Homeztuck aga!n!!! (I use a typing quirk a lot)
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!

by Utter_Lozer October 10, 2024

No looker Noel

Jesus’s most prominent disciple Noel

Crown casinos finest dealer, the “no looker” method merely adopted by lesser dealers results in profits 100% of the time. His feats include as follows;

Rolling 4 1s in 10 rolls
Rolling a double green zero on the first play of the night (guaranteed mood setter)
Being BALD

“Hey mate are we going to the casino this weekend?”
I don’t know …
“No looker Noel is running the tables”
I’ll be there in 5

by The core lord August 10, 2025

Yearbook Looker

One or many that looks at a yearbook for a long period of time.

Jackson was in class and was being a “yearbook looker” and was quite annoying by it.

by KingKato September 24, 2025

Belt Looper

The opposite of a panty dropper. Someone who is so ugly, gross, or unattractive that instead of, their looks being so appealing it makes you want to drop your drawers (underwear), it makes you want to pull up your pants and start putting your belt through the loops.

That belt looper makes me think about becoming abstinent.

by anonymous December 2, 2025