The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

The third and final AWACS in Ace Combat 7, after Sky eye and Bandog. He eats while working, and mostly talks about food. Even his icon is a burger, not a regular human head. Most of the time he is calm, talks about food and tells you about info. No wonder he is praised in the Ace Combat community as a God of food, and sometimes even modded into other AWACS.
He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.
He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.
Count probably -Long caster cant eat, we are Fucked.
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)
by Bosnian artillery June 21, 2021

by uganda 1253525tee May 3, 2018

by Shrek the real 2020 December 15, 2020

Action taken on a hot summer day when your nuts stick to your leg. Typically done in a fashion so that no one will notice you peel them off.
Friend 1: Dude, I'm sweating so much my balls are sticking to my leg.
Friend 2: Long step that shit fucker.
Friend 2: Long step that shit fucker.
by Lynchum August 13, 2014

Short for Long Island Iced Tea, a powerful cocktail made with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix and cola.
by Bill G March 28, 2005
