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lonely heart antidote

Using a boyfriend or girlfriend to fill the empty space in your heart. Feeling lonely and finding someone to date to lose that feeling of hoplessness or depression.
Cory: " I feel so alone right now"

Mark: " Maybe you have lonely heart syndrome"
Cory: " I Need a Lonely Heart Antidote"
Mark: " Maybe but who?"

Cory: " What about Alexis from the supermarket?"
by Fetish_Creature November 19, 2011
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Lonely Pony

A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.
Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney

Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?
by watercrafter December 7, 2011
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Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing
Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever
by Ben burrito April 27, 2014
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Lonely-Sexual

Where someone has trouble finding a relationship they aren't good enough for people and rejection is all they get.
Not heterosexual, Homosexual, or Bi-Sexual.

Person 1-Hey I'm going to come out... I'm lonely-sexual.
Person 2-I strongly support your decision.

Person 1-I have found where I Belong, it all makes sense now. I Can't change even if I try even if I wanted to. sexuality
by Bubble Star December 19, 2015
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local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016
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lonely fonzi

When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.
Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.
by Bingobill April 1, 2016
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Lonely problem drinker

When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.
Bill's at home drinking again...

He's such a lonely problem drinker .
by Dougyfreshqtizzle September 17, 2016
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