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chih li

A MAN THAT IS SO HOT THAT HIS NAME IS CHIH LI SO HE CAN COOL DOWN ;)
Person 1: "wow it so cold in here"

Person 2: "yea, my balls are shrivelled"

Person 1: "you could say it chih li"
Person 2: "ha.ha.ha?"
by bigpussyboi May 29, 2017
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Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
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Stank Lies

Stank lies have emerged in contemporary slang as a way to describe a specific type of lie that goes beyond the ordinary. It is used to characterize a falsehood that is not only false but also carries an extra layer of audacity, offensiveness, absurdity, implausibility and foul odor.
Susan: My man just bought me 10.02ct pink diamond earrings, and he said they shipped today!

Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!
by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE June 17, 2023
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Max Li

Max Li :"gameing"
by pimpster69420 May 7, 2021
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big cap, small lies

When you make a really big lie, and then make smaller lies or excuses to back up the big lie.
“I totally went to class! I didnt skip. i’m a good kid.”
“No way! BIG CAP, SMALL LIES!”
by pdotbk December 19, 2019
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Braden Li

Brown-eyed, dark brown haired boy who is very popular
Have you heard of Braden Li. He is so handsome and popular
by Braden Li October 22, 2019
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Phoebe-Li

I want to marry Phoebe-Li
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
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