lebronzo

Lebronzo; a term for someone who has a bright pink fuckhole with semen dripping out of it

Carl: Hey you lebronzo! Thanks for last night

Gary: thanks baby

by marsmarsmarsmars! July 1, 2023

LeBron James

A hugely misunderstood basketball player. This 2x champion, 2x Finals MVP, and 2x MVP is highly successful in the NBA, but largely scrutinized for his infamous "decision" to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers and join the Miami Heat. Before you call me a LBJ dickrider, allow me to kick facts. He brought a terrible ass Cleveland team to the NBA Finals in 2007, but got swept by the Spurs, he was only 22. He gave the Cavs 7 years, and they couldn't be a real supporting cast; the way he left wasn't the best but you can't blame him. I just find it moronic that an accused rapist (Kobe) and gambler and cheater (Jordan) are more liked then him.

LBJ Hater: "LeBitch isnt loyal to Cleveland, he
had to leave to get rings."

NBA Fan: "The Cavs had a terrible front office, that didn't put anything around LeBron James for 7 years."

LBJ Hater: "MJ and Kobe didn't have to leave."

NBA Fan: "Kobe requested a trade from the Lakers, and guess what, they got him help. MJ was a first round exit until Scottie came."

LBJ Hater: " uuuuh..STFU, you ride LeBron's dick!"

NBA Fan: "No, I just appreciate talent when its in front of me. All you Kobe fans and MJ fans just hate because its the cool thing to do, so you STFU!"

by RealNBA May 20, 2014

hair leprosy

hair leprosy is similar to regular leprosy...except that instead of your limbs and skin falling off, your hair and facial hair fall out

Kid #1: Did you get a hair cut and shave last night?

Kid #2: No man, the doctor says that I developed hair leprosy.

by jchardcore68 September 2, 2007

Lebron James

The name given to one of the greatest players to play in the NBA. He is often hated by many people who disliked the fact that he left his hometown in search of the beloved NBA ring. Most people consider him to be a traitor. They seem to forget that some of the greatest NBA players have left their team in search of rings, for example Shaquile Oneal and Kareem Abdul Jabar.

Lebron James proved all of his critics wrong during the 2 seasons spanning from 2011-2013 where he won 2 MVPs, 2 rings, and 2 Finals MVPs.

by TheFlashhhhh August 1, 2013

Latrons

used in dls literature

"latrons dude and this means later"

by Mr. Meow May 13, 2005

LeBron

verb
in a basketball game - to flop
adj
euphemism for traitor

verb
Man pulled a LeBron and got the call on his favor.

adjective
He's a LeBron, don't trust him.

by chinadude November 14, 2016

Lebron

To piss off a lot of people but gaining back their love gradually with your consistent performance and leading your country in the olympics.

Carl: I used to hate Lebron until he led us to a gold medal.

Joe: He puts up 30 points a game, 10 rebounds, and 7 assists a game for Miami, you can't deny that he is the best...

by mypseudonymyo August 2, 2012