Lanzafag

4chan terminology, mostly self describing, for a person who things highly of and/or preaches the ideology of Adam Lanza.

Though mostly contained to r9k and 4chan as a whole, in recent years it's gained regular use in TCC circles.

"Death is salvation!! Free yourself from your moral shackles today!!"
"Don't blow your top, little Lanzafag."

by Kattyyyyy March 16, 2026

The Lanzarote Effect

The Lanzarote Effect is when a normally cold country like Scotland gets a heatwave and the paving slabs become extremely hot so you can't go in your garden without shoes.

person 1: OH GOD AHHHHHHH WTF THE GARDEN SLABS ARE BURNING MY FEET

person 2: oh, that's called "the lanzarote effect"

person 1: I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING NERD MY FOOT SKIN IS PEELING OFF HELP

by NoFreinds_67 August 10, 2022

lanahan

A genital warts breakout that causes extreme pain at the tip, and in the gouch> Severe bleeding and drainage may occur.

Justin is having another Lanahan. It smells so bad I can't stand it.

by your worst nightmarte March 5, 2010

Lana Levin

She is so freaking chill! so chill. everyone around her is crazy but shes just so chill. shes amazing :)

person : OMG LANA! look at that! the tree is burning
Lana Levin: dudee chill. just chill.

by imsofreakingchill April 23, 2011

lanancy

a charming girl from the hills of WEST VIRGINIA....known for her toothy smile , and pleasant disposition...A queer type of lady with dreams of being a porno star or X-rated anime vixen...also known as LANASTY!!

I'm going to call up LANANCY so i can get LANASTY!!

by livinlegend August 22, 2011

lanate

Covered with dense cottony hairs or hairlike filaments.

The woolly aphid has a lanate coat resembling cotton.

by studio34 February 8, 2014

Lanaaa

Lana is the strongest girl I ever met. she is kind, smart, loyal, beautiful and incredible. She is a very talented swimmer and she is certainly not shy! She can talk to everyone, everywhere, at any time. If you have ever met a Lana in your life, then you are lucky af. She could make you happy, even if you swore you were about to fall in tears.
She is my MMA.
Happy bday bae
LY

Lanaaa Can you please stay forever in my life?

by jade_._swimming August 13, 2017