lance

is 4 chan for when /b/ is down

"I prefer the challenge of wooing the fairer sex via flatulence and jokes about marxism"

"impossible: everyone likes my face
I mean fuck, it grows its OWN hair!
JESUS"

- said by lance in a normal conversation, and also in the same conversation

by speacial kyle cannonz May 13, 2009

Lance

Wouldn’t get a dick surgery so is referd to as “small dick”

“ wow look at lance!!”

“ his names ACTUALLY small dick”

by Nybarb :) June 5, 2018

Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe November 12, 2008

lance

a privileged fat ass white boy who cannot learn to wear a belt because his ass crack sticks out all the time. common symptoms include: hunting, tries to be black, calls potatoes spicy, considers taco bell mexican food, hits the juul*dabs*, uses filters to make his small dick sexy.

quit being such a "lance" you faggot fuck.

by niggerfucker6696969 December 3, 2018

Lance

Lance is a faggott who is kind of chubby and always lets girls sit on his lap when he likes someone else. He is very disloyal and he disrespects women, lance might have a vagina.

Karli: Did you let Callie sit on your lap last night?
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you

by I live penis December 22, 2018

Dragon Lance

1.) A set of novels for geeks who also play D&D.
2.) An extremely well hung individual.

1.) Look, another dweeb reading Dragon Lance.
2.) I'd love a knight in shing armor but would prefer a man with a Dragon Lance.

by Sven Diesal February 3, 2010

lance-a-boil

Rubbing ones penis on a partners body part until you bust a nut.

She was a complete freak and often asked that I lance-a-boil on her.

by Nathan Brazil September 1, 2008