La Moncada 

A small town in the mexican state of Guanajuato. Population fluctuates between 5,000-6,000, due to its inhabitants migrating to the United States and then going back. The main destinations they migrate to in the United States are Dallas, Chicago, and San Francisco. Half of the towns men are drunks and the woman will do anything to get a guy that has money and/or is a United States citizen.

Juan: Dude, im driving to La Moncada tomorrow. Do you want to go?
Jose: That is a long ass drive from Dallas to La Moncada, but fuck it lets go.
Juan: im just going to get drunk and to get some girls.
Jose: Yeah, it will be fun.

La Moncada by PUROGUANAJUATO December 17, 2012

La'Kutabytch 

Ghetto Black Girl Name as seen in the youtube video
"Top 30 Ghetto Black names"

Guy- hey do you want to go to the movies

Girl- Don't you already have a girl?

Guy- Aww, you mean La'kutabytch?, nah she's just a hoodrat.

La'Kutabytch by Acooldude May 31, 2009

La Pine 

The most boring town, well now it's a city, in Oregon, were anyone can be famous.

"What's the best thing about La Pine?"

"Vicy, of course."

La Pine boring city Oregon famous

La Pine by Lucifers' Daughter February 4, 2010

la michoacana 

The best 24 hour mexican resteraunt in Nevada to go to when you are SUPER baked.

Dude I'm so baked lets go get some la michoacana.

la michoacana by Jesus-Waldo February 11, 2010

La Twonda 

An arrogant, not sure of herself kinda of gal. She thinks she's cute.

She is so La Twonda. I feel sorry for her.

La Twonda by geishamamma February 6, 2010

LA Douche 

A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.

*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.

*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.

*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.

LA Douche by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012

la-mecca 

A Beatiful Uniqe Funny Girl . Usually Funsized With A Flawless Bright Smile . Has Many Friends And One Special One That's Name Starts With A "T" Also Is Very Popular . They Like To Dance And Sing And Make Great Beats . They Are Also Real ( Not A Fake Friend ) . Mecc - Mecc Poppin Or Nahh

La-Mecca Be Like ...

la-mecca by BESTFRIEND F December 17, 2013