Kyle

A aggressive male who drinks monsters and punches holes in your walls

Kyle

by WhyIhateChildren October 29, 2020

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: why is kyle so stupid

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a dude bro and an all around cool guy if he has his monster

Brad:yo have you heard of Kyle?
Joe:yah he drank all of the monster

by Tasty 69420 October 29, 2019

Kyle

The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.

Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.

by HaterofallKyles July 10, 2019

Kyle

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.

guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it

by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019

Kyle

A guy who loves to drink Moutain Dew while being very irritable and obnoxious.

Dude #1: why is he being so weird?
Dude #2: oh that's just a Kyle

by 12357839e74738 April 3, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019