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Kyle

That one guy who vapes every 5 seconds. He's drywalls number one enemy and has almost had a heart attack every day of his life from drinking monster energy.
Bro how has Kyle not died yet he drinks so much monster
by Kyle_Monsterdestroyer May 21, 2019
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Kyle

Now Kyle isn't a person Kyle is an idea. Kyle is like an emotion but not quite there yet.
I'm feeling very Kyle this morning
by KyleandFriendsCo January 4, 2020
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Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.
Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.
by itsme0 December 22, 2021
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Kyle

A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
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Kyle

A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.
I’m so lucky to have Kyle as my friend
by Shortie04 December 18, 2019
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Kyle

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.
guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it
by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019
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Kyle

A guy who loves to drink Moutain Dew while being very irritable and obnoxious.
Dude #1: why is he being so weird?
Dude #2: oh that's just a Kyle
by 12357839e74738 April 3, 2020
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