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Knackered Mackerel

A Mackerel to which has been thoroughly knackered by means of beating or pounding.
"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"
by aloce September 10, 2006
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knocker hockey

A sexual act that involves a man or a woman slapping another woman's breasts, like slapping a puck in hockey.
Chris just totally played some knocker hockey with Stacy in the cabin.
by Aaron Newquist April 9, 2008
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Knickerwetting

the slight soiling of a (usually) woman's underwear at the front. Usually in fright (or possibly failure to make the toilet slightly earlier than required).

Similar to Panty Pooing, Pantie Pooing, but at the front.
Standing up in Court was a knickerwetting experience...

It is often knickerwetting when you are standing at the entrance to the toilets and waiting for a spare cubicle. I was knickerwetting before I knew it...

My boyfriend slapped me on the backside the other day when I wasn't aware. He found my knickerwetting as a result quite amusing...
by Austin Tassletine March 13, 2010
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potato knockers

when a girl/ boy is very skinnny but has some of the biggest boobs you have seen in your life they have potato knockers
oh my god she has some big potato knockers


omg did you see ally's potato knockers yesterday??
by alex mckenzie, karly September 25, 2008
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Fart knocker

A person who places their bare ass against a door and farts rather than knocking with their knuckles.
I came home and founds brown skids on my door thanks to that fart knocker.
by Pseudo Menudo July 8, 2017
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knockers

Large forward facing appendages on the front of a woman or man whose mass is in excess of 180 Kilograms.
Oprah Winfrey has huge Knockers.
That 400 lb. guy's knocker rubbed
against me on the bus.
by Der Meister September 13, 2005
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Popping Knickers

To take advantage of, i.e. dominate a woman over the age of 50.
"Man I was at Susie's grandma's house and man I knew I had to start popping knickers with the old broad, it was fizastic!"
by Sweet Caroline October 25, 2003
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