Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.

Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"

by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021

rainbow kitten

A not yet, fully grown cat with a great multitude of colors.

see also... kitten and unikitten

"my kitten rolled around in my dirty painting brushes. it is now a rainbow kitten!"

by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017

Angry Kitten

A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.

Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?

Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.

by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011

Teris kitten

A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward

Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me

Teris Kitten: oh no please

Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor

by Wanna breed July 8, 2021

kitten pregnancy

After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it

Jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017

chowder for the kitten

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)

dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!

by fucklump June 6, 2017