after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011
Get the kitten lintsicle mug.The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.
Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"
Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021
Get the Prison Kitten mug.Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.
"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"
by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020
Get the Kitten Wrangler mug.If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.
I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.
On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.
On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.
by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017
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Get the rainbow kitten mug.Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.
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