hillbilly

a redneck man/woman who lives in a trailer park and has a beer belly

A hillbilly ran over a protester in his 2000s Ford pickup truck with a MAGA and Blue Lives Matter Flag dragging from the tailgate.

by 559munch August 24, 2023

hillbilly suppositry

Non poetic generic “literary” bullshit eaten up at hoi pelloi book clubs regarding a lower socio economic class that offers no solutions or genuine insight. Often work based on assumptions the author has derived from second hand accounts and generalizations. It assumes something is the case without experience or proof. It should not be confused with an elegy.

That ain’t no elegy; it’s hillbilly suppositry.

by Bizzario Jansch July 23, 2024

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

Hillbilly 3 Way

The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.

Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"

Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!

by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023

Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.

There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!

by Meato December 18, 2023

hillbillyarious

When something is so damm funny even a hillbilly could laugh at it.

Hey Cleatus, did you see that guy fall over? It was Hillbillyarious.

by Hardy man December 25, 2023

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024