Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023

Kitchener

It was named Town of Berlin from 1854 until 1912.
Small city located in Southern Ontario, Canada. Last place to go for a vacation.

The only good places in Kitchener are The KPL Main Library, City Hall, clubs and Awesome University.

Yea all geeky places.

Kitchen-er - Water-loo

Think of it like a kitchen.

1: Hey where're ya from ?
2: ...Kitchener

by disconnect November 16, 2009

Cleaning your kitchen

This is when you spread your ass cheeks and someone licks your butthole.

Gay boy- Ayyy, I'm gonna be cleaning your kitchen tonight, -wink-.
Straight boy- Nawww, I'm straight, you faggot.

by P0000000000P298356398497853257 January 19, 2009

On The Kitchen Counter

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.

"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"

by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008

Kitchen

A place where women belong

Get back into the kitchen woman

by Man Big March 13, 2019

Throw the Kitchen Sink

An old, outdated, expression that is used to sound fancy, when simply saying "trying everything we can" is too mundane.

I'm going to throw the kitchen sink at it.

by Work Sass February 21, 2019

kitchen

The best adjective in recorded history. a combination of Killer and Bitchin. A very catchy and addicting word to add to your vernacular.

That's totally kitchen, yo.

by DJ Kitchen April 26, 2006