Jason

When a person is either dense, forgetful, confused or just dumb.

That means you my friend just pulled a Jason.

Guy 1: man, I just came back from work and you won't believe what happened..

Guy 2: Ah dude, did you pull a Jason in front of Rebecca again?

that chick with the massive bonkers?

Guy 1: Yeah, I was stuttering and spilled my drink all over her white tee.

by Bukko July 9, 2021

Hey Jason

A Hey Jason is the act of yelling to someone like a douche bag in an extremely loud manner, in a public area such as a school or park setting. This is done when the folk is too far, and can only hear you by shouting.

Person 1-"That motherfucker is too far away to hear me"
Person 2-"Give that bitch a Hey Jason"

by Jabba.the.will March 31, 2009

Jason

1. guy I REALLY want to fuck.

2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references

1. I would so love to Jason him.
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!

by I'm the other woman May 12, 2009

Hot Jason

A Hot Jason is when you use a girls tears as lube.

She was a little 'too' confident so I decided to make her cry and then give her a Hot Jason

by hackmetopieces October 20, 2009

Jason Grace

son of zeus. banging Reyna but marrying Piper. reminds fangirls of christian grey from 50 shades of grey = gentle man in the streets, freak in the sheets. he and percy have this secret bromance shit that people think they're fucking but its ok cause they're getting along. Leo is home skillet biscuit.

Piper: bby, im horny, lets fuck
jason grace: ight

by pjoluver December 26, 2012

jason job

Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results

WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job

by 73pontiacguy January 1, 2008

Juron-esque

Adjective used to describe anything meant to piss someone off with the intent of humor... and none resulting. Also defined as stating normal sentences in question form. Not to be confused with synonyms such as flagrantly homosexual.

Going "F****** FREE" is Juron-esque.

by ImayBeCrazy November 15, 2006