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Jordan

Jordan is a type Of girl who loves to play hockey and talk to her friends. She never puts people down.she is loud in a good way and always is Up for a challenge.she doesn't care what people think about her. She has always been herself.jordan is the best friend anyone could ever have.Jordan Puts people before herself.jordan is a great friend sister or anything else.She is sexy.hot nice charming lovely girl.
Person one: whoa who is that girl over there?
Person two: oh that's a jordan can't u tell
by Annie candy July 27, 2012
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Jordan

A classic douchebag move where one party of a conversation drops the entirety of the discussion and leaves completely, most notably without a goodbye.

The most common example of this is seen online where during a conversation someone will inevitably leave the chat and log off without a single warning or hesitation, and not out of frustration or shitty internet connection.

This also applies to real life when speaking to someone either in person or on the phone where they either turn their attention elsewhere or hang up, respectively.
"Dude, way to totally pull a Jordan last night and stop talking to me without saying 'goodbye.' Douche."
by Killfactorten February 9, 2010
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Jordan

A small Okinawan boy who looks anarexic. Very fast at running and does extremely well in football. Also denies that he is part rabbit.
Damn Jordan is fast.
by Kanaka808 October 18, 2008
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Jordan

Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books
DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her!
by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008
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Jordan

a cheap condom u can find at a gas station
by mikey hulbert May 19, 2010
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Jordan

A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.
Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan
by Swagmoniezyolo September 28, 2015
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Jordan

A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy
Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!
by sexydino(; December 18, 2011
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