Jonah

An absolute cunt. He will snake you when he gets the chance. Don't trust a twat named this.

P.s also a shit name

"Hey have you seen Jonah, I heard he's an absolute cunty snake"

by DaBoi2016 December 10, 2016

Jonah

Gay Faggot Retard, Who fucks his sister. Jonah will always break the bro code and be a total ass. Jonah deserves to get penis cancer.

“Did Jonah fuck his sister again?”- ashton
“Sure did”- breyan

by Ashton Y April 6, 2019

Pull a Jonah

When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.

Example 1
A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out...

B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah

Example 2
*Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up*
Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.

by thafeld October 14, 2011

Jonah

A fat pig who's life revolves around donuts and minecraft. He is the biggest molester you will ever meet if you see him run just run! And finally he wants to rape you so please if you see him report thanks!

"Look at that Jonah over there he's so fat and ugly"

by Eat the booty 101 November 14, 2017

jonah fucker

The uglyest man on earth...a jonah fucker thinks he is cool but he really isnt...a jonah fucker is a stalker...everyone hates a jonah fucker

Gail:"Omg that kid is such a jonah fucker!"
Victoria:"I know...he thinks he is so cool but he really isnt...stalker much?"

by muchomama December 24, 2008

Janae

She the absolute Worst McDonald’s manager, you’d better watch out, you’d better not cry cause is gonna yell, “WHAT THE HEEEELL”
If you run into her get ready to run away from her in fear of her ape like behavior

Hey Janae, can I use my 50% discount on an ice cream cone? Boy, What the heeell!

by NiqqaMode November 24, 2018

jona

a word used while non of the english words can express the frustration one feels due to anothers retardation and/or stupidity

"he was so retarded I didn't even know how to deal with him"
"just shout 'Jona' out loud next time. it'll ease the pain"

by bird monk December 6, 2007