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Green Jello

A derogatory phrase used when a person does something idiotic, incompetent, unintelligent, foolish and or mindless. It implies that the person is mentally disabled or retarded and therefore this is the food they should eat.
Person 1: Bro why did Randall over there just stuff his head in that pile of feces?!
Person 2: I don't know bro but he needs some green jello.
by Andrew P. Ennis April 4, 2019
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Jello-O-ous

In simpleton terms, Jello-O-ous is when you are wicked jealous of someone of something. Basically, Jello-O is so crazy intense that you're jealous of its fresh dancing abilities - the art of wiggle dance - that you describe all of your intense jealousness using that ratio. The ratio being your jealousness of Jello-O to that of your jealousness of some other object - or person.
"Hey John, how are you doing?" - Waldo.
"Oh, hey Waldo." - John.
"Man, that is one wicked argyle sweater. I'm pretty jealous." - Waldo.
"Oh yea. I can totally see it in your eyes." - John.
"Actually, I'm pretty Jello-O-ous of it." - Waldo.
"Yeah, I think most people are. And I know that the ladies dig it." - John.
"Well, see you later John." - Waldo.
"Peace out, Waldo." - John.
"Hey, where's Waldo at?" - Chuck.
"I think he just went that way." - John.
by John Baumert July 23, 2008
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jello puddin

when your eating the pussy and its so good that your face elongates and your eyes become half closed
by jeremy and keith October 22, 2003
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jellotize

Putting stuffs in jello or gelatin dessert
My stapler has been jellotized again.
by Nellin September 10, 2007
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jello head

The day after u roll or trip.
when your head feels like mush.
E-tard 1- dude i shouldn't have tripped last night, i feel weird like jello

E-tard 2- dude your a jello head.
by bby hydro February 16, 2009
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jello smacker

Do put ur penis in side the fat rolls of a large person and insert and excert untill you blow a load on there side
Robbie gave ambers fat ass a jello smacker last night.
by Robbierottenofcourse August 6, 2009
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dawn's famous jello cake

Jello cake made by Dawn, famously
Cake as made by Dawn's famous jello cake
by Nathan Urcheck April 24, 2009
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