John

A really tall guy in ROTC

Johns really tall

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019

Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

John

Another word for cunt.

Take a look at that John.

by loljoker February 5, 2019

John

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE

John is an asshole

by Bronnon October 3, 2019

John

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,

“I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”

by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019

John

John is a God damned moron

Woman - 'Is that John?'
Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is'
The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'

by Kebab_Remover August 9, 2018

John

John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.

Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.

Karen took Johns kids

Johns kids died

Karen is a bitch to John

by Avo-on-Toast June 12, 2019