John 

John is an athlete man who loves to fuck around about not being a virgin but little does he knows he is a virgin. He’s really big and buff. He’s loves to jokes around but sometimes his jokes can be harsh. He’s tan and has brown eyes. Hes annoying too. John is a player.

John is a fuck boy
Don’t be like John

He’s a bad boy

John by Joey666cumface May 1, 2018

John 

loli boi

john is my fav loli boi

John by Mylolijohn November 23, 2018

John 

John needs care and attention (who doesnt). I'm sorry that i don't seem to give enough sometimes. He is always in my thoughts and i wish i could be there to show him what he means to me.

"John, open my skull and you'll see

theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."

John by Krkič June 2, 2019

John 

A fucking bitch that want to fuck every man and woman on earth and leaves them for dead when he’s done with them and likes to him exploit every single person he dates

John is a fucking bitch

John by DragonbornM March 5, 2020

John 

An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has ugly penis, fat vaginia, very small, depression, autistic, obese, sucks dick, and gay in fucking generally. He is retarded, gay, sucks dick, and fucks his dad because he is gay and fucks his dad. He leads and gets carried by Vilious and PlazmaR, escpically PlazmaR.

John is silver 3

John by Vilious March 5, 2017

John 

John is a weird human being and has lots of personality.

John has lost it

John by KATSARETHEBEST April 19, 2017

John 

A suicidal guy who's vegan that for some reason likes Twizzlers and is rumored to shoot up the school one day. He also smokes a lot of weed.

Person 1:" Woah that guy looks suicidal for a vegan, you think he might shoot up the school before he dies"
Person 2:" Nah nah nah nah, that's just a "John", you find a lot of those in hell holes like this high school.

John by Homosexuals In Hawaii November 22, 2017