He's the third most loyal friend in the world. Has the energy of a Chad. Thinks math is the greatest but tries to look like someone so cool they dropped out of highschool
by weasel450 August 04, 2019
the image you see when i guy wearing wranglers lifts his knees to his chest. often called JB. It is the male equivelent of camel toe/ vajeana
"put your legs down you got jean balls."
"dude nobody wants to see your JB"
"i thought that girls camel toe was bad but that guy had jean EVERYTHING"
"dude nobody wants to see your JB"
"i thought that girls camel toe was bad but that guy had jean EVERYTHING"
by mr. 2010 1/2 July 10, 2010
by antijeanspeopleadvocateforlife December 30, 2010
by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010
My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.
by davidddddddd February 22, 2009
An unholy merging of hip-hop low crotch baggy jeans and hipster skinny jeans. The resulting fashion nightmare can range anywhere from making a chick look like she has a dick to making her look like she has a huge gunt or even a birth-pouch. Also looks like pants on backwards.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.
Roger: "Oy mate, does that bird have her knickers on backwards?"
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."
by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010
Designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. Your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.
"Dude, nice girlfriend jeans. Your package is noticeably bulging and your ass looks like it's eating them in the rear. What, the little jailbait GF make you burn all your old baggy ass dirty denim?"
by Wes' Coast Yo March 03, 2010