Ivan

Ivan is a great person and friend. He's funny, kind, smart, reliable, and someone you can always talk to. You'll never get bored of hanging out, and can always have fun whenever and wherever! He's irreplaceable and you'll never find anyone who is remotely close to how awesome Ivan is.

Ivan is my best friend!

by alittlespamaccount September 16, 2024

Ivan Olimian

The sophophile (as in person with desire for knowledge) with a metal plate in the neck and the purple indigo Olimian suit with Rubik cube divisions on the chest

Ivan Olimian

by hydorus shui January 6, 2025

Ivan Krasnoperov

Ivan Krasnoperov is the most loving, caring, understanding man ever. He will see all the goods in you and see your scars as something to be loved. He will give you a princess treatment even tho he’s cold sometimes. Will be obsessed with you in the cutest way. And will always try to make you happy.

- is that Ivan Krasnoperov?
- I really wanna marry him.

by OGMarsu! June 16, 2025

Ivan's downloading

When your little brother is downloading when you're trying to jerk off to character AI or play arma

Duval dude I was trying to jerk off to character AI with bub but Ivan's downloading

by bryfryduval July 27, 2025

Ivan Alien Stage

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-He’s beautiful

-He’s amazing
-He’s married to Till
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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

Ivanator

a over abundance of a man named ivan that take all time away from everything

oh no, my day is full because of the ivanator

by Ivan the strange December 3, 2025

Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter

That’s such an Ivan’s razor

by Ibrand January 30, 2025