Yellow Eyed Brown Trout

a large turd with corn in it, usually left in a public bathroom for the next unsuspecting person.

there was a yellow eyed brown trout swimming in the toilet

by bheron June 29, 2006

make a school of brown trout

the act of crapping, see
drop the cosby kids off at the pool

like fishin? cause i left a school of brown trout up in the porcelin pond

by chromemyhome June 17, 2005

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout

A Description Of Someone Lying.

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

by Camie NF April 28, 2009

one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Corned Back Sewer Trout

Describes a giant turd...that just so happens to be full of corn from last nights dinner.....Usually splashes you with it's fin upon release.

Dude....be careful, someone set a corned back sewer trout loose in there.....

by Boltneck May 6, 2009

One eyed trouser trout

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

by sweatyandready July 3, 2010

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020