chum moment

When a bumbling buffoon, usually by the name of scott fucks up really badly

P1: hey did you hear that Scott bought the wrong light bulbs?
P2: god he's such a bumbling buffoon, what a chum moment
P1 and P2 together: LOL!

by loser drakee June 6, 2020

Chum

That shit that plankton sells and nobody wants to buy

I don’t want your chum burgers plankton!

by rocckerjelly22 October 1, 2019

Chum

The canonical word for Cum in the SpongeBob SquarePants Universe

SpongeBob is railing Mr. Krabs' tight ass
SpongeBob: "I'm chumming!
Mr. Krabs: "Unload your chum into me ass me boyo!"

by Spud.butt.69 July 17, 2021

Chumming

When a female swims in the ocean while menstruating.

"I see a string dangling at the beach. She must be chumming"

by JimDangerRoadShow September 24, 2025

Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

Related to:

Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Chum the waters

To have a bowel movement in a large body of water eg- swimming pool

“Let’s go home Damo, too many children in this swimming pool”

“Don’t worry mate, I’ll chum the waters, that’ll clear ‘em out” -Damo, Citizen of the Year

by Tidal Trickster July 1, 2022