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Ipek

a girl that my friend danish has a crush on...he is super shy to talk to her cuz he is a pussy
cmon danish go to ipek and stop being scared
by heyguysitsakid May 2, 2019
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scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."
Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!
by ozzymarz August 3, 2009
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iPhone Porn

iPhone Porn is porn played directly on your iPhone via the web site called Pocket Sized Porn. The web site PocketSizedPorn plays Porn videos in a YouTube fashion, allowing iPhone and PC users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content.
The best example for iPhone Porn is the web site called PocketSizedPorn.
by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008
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iPod Touch

If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.
(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)

iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!

(3 seasons later......)

iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!
by "The iPods" Executive Producer November 23, 2010
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iPad

A sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player.
Ann Coulter loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad.
by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2009
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Ipod Fakeout

When browsing your friends Ipod and you find a band that you like but they only have one song listed and it's not even one you like that much.
An Ipod Fakeout is like when I was searching for a song on Bob's Ipod to listen to and found that he only had one song by Neil Diamond and it wasn't even one of his good ones...
by La Fevah March 4, 2009
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Iphonatic

A person who is overly attached to his/her iPhone.
She is such an iphonatic; she takes it into the bathroom. That iphonatic has 200 apps on his iphone.
by psnack February 11, 2009
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