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book banning

Wow, a defintion where you get to listen to someone ramble on about why they are against censorship. Well, here goes:
Book banning is when books are removed from children's reading lists because of sexual content, death, violence, magic, anti-religious themes, drugs, homosexulality, transgenders, transvesites, and any other fucked up reason those conservative, bible-banging southerners can come up with! (Excuse my French). Some books, such as the Harry Potter series were banned because they contain magic and sorcery and the eye of some religious schools, magic is the work of the devil and kids shouldn't read about because it will take them away from there faith. A kid can read Harry Potter and still believe in God, for God's sake. Some books were banned because a character was homosexual, or a transvesite, and homosexuality is considered evil! Sometimes, a character will dress up as a boy (or a girl) and the book will be banned. A character will die of natural causes, and the book will be banned. A character will say the word "pee" or "poop" and the book will be banned. A character will commit suicide and the book will be banned. A character will say the word sex and the book will be banned. A character will talk about death or say the word "die" and the book will be banned. A character will say a swear word such as "crap" or "damn" and the book will be banned. I can understand books being banned because of racism or vivid sexual scenes, or vivid violent scenes. Banning books from children does nothing except make the children more curious as to why the books have been banned! However, I believe that schools can ban whatever they want, because it's not always up to the children to make the best choices on what kind of book they should read. But banning books from libraries is WRONG! People have the freedom to read whatever they want and the fucking government should have absolutely nothing to do with it! I want you to end book banning and censorship NOW!
To all you book banning bastards out there: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
by Kensington 67 September 5, 2005
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Book Boner

When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
by WYALS September 11, 2016
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Mathematic’s books

The best (mis)use of an apostrophe spotted outside a city bookstore in mainland China.
An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.
by Fasters December 11, 2022
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Book turtle

Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books
Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.
by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017
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book wanker

Book wanker -

A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”

Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”

Me - “no, her mum”

Book wanker - “fish wifey?”

Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”

Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”

Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
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book geek

Just like book nerd but way cooler
Boy- so you're a book geek?
Girl-yeah I guess so...
Boy- you're sooooo COOL!!!!
by Tucker205678 December 7, 2016
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Anime book

Mumkey Jones way to say Manga. And is just manga
Is stupid term that mumkey jones call manga. Said some stupid guy on youtube

Anime book is mumkey Jones way to say manga
by Snotcore February 24, 2023
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