Mississippi Back Wax

The act of sliding down a rocky hill drunk and shirtless removing hair/skin from ones back.
Jimbo must've drank too much, he slipped taking a piss and got a Mississippi Back Wax!
by Spencer Bergstrand July 14, 2008
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pussy on the chain wax

Derived from Key and Peele. Essentially replaces "going hard" or "getting turnt up".
Examples:
Joe: "Hey man, are we still on for tonight?"
Rick: "Hell yeah, bro! We gunna put the pussy on the chain wax."

Steve: "Golly, Craig! Last night was epic!"
Craig: "No man, you were epic! You put the pussy on the chain wax!"
by HelpingTheWhiteBlacks December 19, 2013
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James Harden wax

When a guy spreads hot wax on his face and proceeds to go down on a girl. When he arises from the depths, her vagina is cleanly waxed while he is blessed with a beautiful beard; similar to that of James Harden's beard.
"Dude I was so going to give that girl a James Harden wax last night but I had my cousin's bar mitzvah"
by andre3million February 28, 2013
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wax paper white

skin tone, exhibited by but not limited to caucasians, that is so fair the skin acquires a transluscent quality resembeling waxed paper. a skin tone that is paler than white. the opposite of blue black. blue black, honky, waxed paper whites, whitey, ginger, redhead
Sandy is such a wax paper white that she looks like a vein road map.

Joshua is such a wax paper white, that he must be inbred.

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Canadian Wax Job

Peeling a piece of duct tape off your skin, thereby removing any hair that was underneath the duct tape. Usually painful.
Jane: *shrieks in pain and agony*
Dick: What the hell was that?
Jane: Oh, just gave myself a Canadian Wax Job.
by queenlofod September 08, 2009
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waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...
He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.
by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004
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Glasgow Bikini Wax

The act of dowsing one's pubic hair with scotch whisky and setting alight. Mentiond by Willy in The Simpsons s13e07 "It burns like a Glascow Bikini Wax!"
Duncan: "So did you get her to go for a Brazilian Wax?"
Malcom: "Nah, but I did the next best thing. After the bar she passed out by the toilet so I grabbed the whiskey and Zippo and let it rip..."
Duncan: "A Glasgow Bikini Wax?!...Rude"
by Bdamn October 15, 2010
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