closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity

I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people

by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs

"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"

by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.

“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”

by extended broom handle June 18, 2020

Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.

by 777Boy July 11, 2022

Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.

Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!

by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012